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pica

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic chuckle, a nod of mutual respect, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random and unexceptional but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.

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“I’m just a lat guy living in an ab guys world.”

“I’m just a lat guy living in an ab guys world.”

(Source: maciiias)

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textsfrombennett:

New technology by Bennett

This blog cracks me up.

(Source: textsfrombennett)

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“Solace my game”

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“It’s global masturbation.”

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We’re gunna live forever. You guys ready?

(Source: keepposi)

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If jello was solid, what would the universe think of it?
Anonymous asked

The Universe is indifferent. The real question is, what would Jello think of himself? I imagine that at first it would be a very exciting change of pace. He would enjoy no longer being malleable. He would feel strong, ready to bear the weight of anything. I imagine he’d be pleased with the feeling of a solid form for quite some time.

Until the foundation started to shake, and he learned he could no longer dance.