Anonymous asked: If jello was solid, what would the universe think of it?

The Universe is indifferent. The real question is, what would Jello think of himself? I imagine that at first it would be a very exciting change of pace. He would enjoy no longer being malleable. He would feel strong, ready to bear the weight of anything. I imagine he’d be pleased with the feeling of a solid form for quite some time.

Until the foundation started to shake, and he learned he could no longer dance.